Commander
You've got to do something about Agnis. The old bat keeps coming into the barracks in the middle of the night and "straightening up". How are we supposed to be alert on watch when she's knocking things around and muttering to herself and keeping us from getting any sleep?
And she keeps taking all our gear and putting it on the shelves, but she mixes them all up! What if there is an attack and we can't get out the door in time because we can't find our own boots?
I know you feel bad for the old lady, but if you can at least keep her out of the barracks, we'd all appreciate it.